Buy My Vote!!

Since the Supreme Court has opened up every federal election to the highest bidder, it's the obvious thing to do:

BUY MY VOTE!!

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Eliminate the Middle Man!!! Forget about obnoxious annoying overpriced TV ads!!
Come right to the Source!!

All you have to do is pay my medigap coverage for the rest of my life, and that won't be long; hell, I'm 70 now!!

Act fast, this offer will expire as soon as your competitor ponies up!!